The Stinky Girl

My daughter LOVES LOVES French Onion Soup!!!

It's definitely NOT one of my favorites, but for some reason she just loves it. I always know what she has had for lunch when she goes to Mama Cilla and Papa Chuck's house because, quite frankly, she STINKS -- not to mention the fact that it seeps from her pores for at least a day or two!

Somehow, by the magic of just being the "Miracle" that she is, she convinces them to go to Mimi's Cafe and gets her usual little bowl of the soup with some fruit. At least it's healthy, I guess!!

This was a little ditty of a poem I made up... again, just to make her laugh!

French Onion Soup and the Little Stinky Girl

She's all woken up this mornin'

All sleepy-eyed and a-yawnin'

She's wearing her Barbie gown so pink

But boy, oh boy, does that little girl stink!

How can something ever so cute

So sweet as fresh picked fruit

Smell so awfully bad?

See, my little girl has a weakness

And that, I truly know

Our family got together, the troup

And at dinner she had the French Onion Soup!

This is truly how it goes

Everyone around her knows

She loves the stuff so very much

But the next day, it's hard to be around her and such

All I really want to say

To her this very day

Before you go potty

Brush your teeth cuz you smell rotty!

One look from my yawny girl

Makes my heart a-flitter and a-whirl

None of it really matters

One look, one kiss and the smell just goes and shatters!

I know! It sounds so mean, but hey, it got her giggling again!